Lauren Conrad: "I'm Not A Sexy Person"

Plenty of men might beg to differ with what Lauren Conrad tells May's Allure Magazine.

"I'm not a sexy person," The Hills star, 25, said. "I'm OK with it. I've never been the sexy girl. Whenever I've had a boyfriend, he's always been like, 'Oh, you're cute.'"

But LC admits there have been plenty of times she doesn't even feel cute, especially when it comes to stories about her fluctuating weight.

"You're the first person to notice any weight gain or loss, and then to have it pointed out can be embarrassing," she says. "You have two good angles and a hundred bad ones. I've seen photos of myself and cringed, 'Oh, God, I can never wear those pants again!'"

In fact, the reality star and writer, who's been dating actor Kyle Howard for nearly two years, has devised a plan for those incidents. Conrad now wears skinny jeans with high heels to elongate her legs and she always carries a giant handbag.

"If I'm shopping and I see paparazzi, my bag goes directly to my thighs," she says.

But while Conrad might have some self-esteem issues, she says she'd never consider going under the knife like pal Heidi Montag, who had more than 10 procedures including breast augmentation, liposuction, and a nose job.

"I saw the magazine just like everybody else," she says. "I don't think this is a happy story at all, there's just no right answer there."

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Kim Kardashian: My Breasts Are "100%" Real

They're real -- and they're fabulous.

That's the message Kim Kardashian wants to get off her, well, chest during a Thursday appearance on Piers Morgan Tonight with older sis Kourtney, 31.

"There's a lot of plastic surgery rumors that swirl and I'm the first one to be super honest," says the Kourtney and Kim Take New York star, 30, who admits to trying Botox. "And so everyone was talking about that, saying that they must be, you know, fake."

The truth? "They are real," says Kim, in the video above. "They are completely 100 percent real."

And when host Piers Morgan tells the reality star, "You just look like you must have had [surgery]," she responds, "That's what Spanx and masking tape are for."

However the eldest Kardashian -- and mom to son Mason, 13 months -- had a more permanent solution for her bust.

"These babies are not real," she laughs while pointing at a cardboard cutout of herself. "I used to make fun of [Kim] when we were little and then I went and got surgery."

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Kim Kardashian's New Look -- Plumped Up Pout!

Kim Kardashian is once again surrounded by plastic surgery rumors, after stepping out in Los Angeles this week, with a much puffier pout. Though the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star has adamantly denied all nip-and-tuck -- minus her on-air Botox mishap -- some new photos of Kim’s seemingly larger lips have lips everywhere flapping.

Radar Online took the startling before-and-after photos to a panel of experts, to weigh in on Kim’s plumped-up pout.

“It certainly appears she had lip augmentation based on the size and shape of her lips in the picture,” says Dr. Andrew Elkwood, M.D. of The Plastic Surgery Center in New Jersey.

“It could have been done via temporary means like injectables or something more permanent -- you can’t tell just by looking. You would have to wait a few months to be sure either way.”

“Yes, it certainly looks like Ms. Kardashian has plumped up her lips,” agrees Dr. Harry T. Haramis, M.D., FACS of the Sleek Surgical & MedSpa in NYC. “Both the upper and lower lips look markedly enhanced.”

Dr. Haramis believes that the reality TV star used a dermal filler, most likely Juvaderm, to achieve the look.

Lovely C. Laban, ARNP, MSN, who specializes in aesthetic injectables at her clinic Skin by Lovely in Santa Monica, California and also teaches physicians across the U.S. advanced techniques on the use of these products, agrees that Kim’s lips are larger.

“Kim seems to now have more plumpness in the volume of her lips,” the expert tells Radar.

“Based on what I see in this photo it is quite possible that Kim's aesthetic health care provider used a product like Juvederm or Restylane to achieve this. Kim may also have a small amount of Botox along her upper lip to help elevate it and create a shorter space between her nose and lip.”

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Heidi Montag Reveals Her Post-Surgery Scars

Heidi Montag was seeking perfection when she famously underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in November 2009. Now a year later, Heidi reveals her operation-room battle wounds for the first time to Life & Style. "Parts of my body definitely look worse than they did presurgery," she told Life & Style exclusively at a photo shoot on Dec. 2. "This is not what I signed up for."

The former Hills star reveals a series of unsightly scars, red inflammation and uneven body parts including: a 2-inch-long raised blemish under her chin from her chin reduction, two caterpillar-size bald spots along her hairline from a brow lift, a horrifying jagged line behind her ears from having her ears pinned back, lumpy legs and four spots left on her lower back and below the buttocks from botched liposuction, a bright-red mark inside her right nostril, uneven boobs, a stretched mark on her chest and deep scars around her nipples from a second boob job.

"The big dark mark from my chin reduction is probably the most noticeable. But the absolute worst is on my breasts, and the scariest is below my butt cheek," Heidi tells Life & Style. "People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body."

Heidi says the scars are constant reminders that she made a big mistake. "I would love to not be 'plastic girl' or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I'm always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands."

For more, pick up the new issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now!

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Heidi Montag: I Am A Plastic Surgery Addict

Heidi Montag told ABC News she was addicted to plastic surgery after undergoing ten surgeries in a day this past January, and places the blame for the physical and emotional pain she suffered as result on the surgeon who performed the operations, the late Dr. Frank Ryan.

Montag, 24, told the network she did "not feel like I was prepared enough for" the surgeries, which she said left her feeling like she'd been "hit by a truck.

"Maybe I should have known," The Hills star said. "But how can you know when your doctor's saying, 'It's just a little of this, it's just a little of that'?"

Ryan tragically died at 50 this past August 16 when his Jeep tipped over the side of Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. At the time, Montag grieved her doctor saying, "He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met," she Tweeted of Ryan August 17. "He was the most brilliant talented surgeon who will ever exist. Dr. Frank Ryan changed the world."

In the new ABC interview, however, Montag is singing a different tune, claiming the doctor misled her en route to the operating table.

"I definitely should have been way more informed," Montag said. "I think that doctors should really walk you through all aspects of it, not just the glamorous side of it. Doctors, it's like they're selling you cookies."

"I don't want the biggest boobs in the world and, to be honest, I would take them out and downsize them but I don't want to go under the knife again," she told the network. "I feel like I'm stuck with them now... sometimes I wish I could go back to the original Heidi."

The interview with Montag airs in a special titled Primetime: Celebrity Plastic Surgery Gone Too Far? airing at 10/9c Wednesday on ABC.

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Heidi Montag Trashing Surgeon For Publicity

Heidi Montag is a publicity seeking opportunist who used the death of her plastic surgeon to try to stay famous, a close friend of Dr. Frank Ryan told Radar Online in a hard-hitting interview.

Responding to Montag’s recent comments on TV that Dr. Ryan misled her about her 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day, Dawn DaLuise told Radar Online: “She is desecrating his memory.” Dawn also told Radar Online that Heidi was “obsessed” with Dr. Ryan and he was forced to spurn her advances!

After his tragic death this summer Dr. Ryan has been fondly remembered by people close to him, but his most infamous patient had only bad things to say about him and his friends are furious about it.

Heidi trashed the dead surgeon in a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight saying “It was a lot harder than I was led on by my doctor…I didn’t know how excessive it really was…and to the extent a lot of stuff.”

“Heidi Montag is taking advantage of Dr. Ryan’s death,” DaLuise, Ryan’s friend of 15 years, exclusively told Radar Online.

Dawn organized the packed memorial for the doctor on November 15, and she slammed Heidi’s motives for speaking ill of Dr. Ryan and not attending the memorial celebration his friends and family held.

“Her PR people and agents were weighing the options of her either attending the memorial service for him on Monday or going on TV and talking about him and I guess she decided to trash him instead of remember him,” Dawn told Radar Online.

“Heidi is just trying to stay famous,” she said of the reality star who recently admitted she and her husband Spencer Pratt, are broke.

Dawn said that Dr. Ryan told friends Heidi was obsessed with him after her surgeries.

“Heidi was fixated with Dr. Ryan. He told friends that she used to show up and try to talk to him all the time. She was obsessed with him and he spurned her advances,” Dawn said.

Dawn defended Dr. Ryan’s operations on Heidi, and said her claims of regret are now only for show. “She wanted bigger breasts right after the surgery and she kept going back to him to ask him for more. He did not instigate her surgeries, she insisted on everything.

Irate over the statements Heidi made, Dawn slammed the reality star’s tactics.

“Now that he isn’t here to defend himself she is vilifying him.”

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Heidi Blames Dead Doc For Surgery Nightmare

Heidi Montag is speaking out about her plastic surgery nightmare - expressing her regret for undergoing ten proceedures in just one day and saying her doctor, the late Frank Ryan, misled her.

Montag- speaking to E.T. - said of the surgeries: "It's not who I am. It's something I did. It was a choice that I made, and I wanted other women and people to know, 'yeah, I have insecurities and so does everyone, and this is what I did, and I don't want to lie about it, and I don't want to cover it up. I don't like lying. It's just not who I am. In retrospect, I do wish I never would have said anything..."

When she was asked if she was happy with the after-result of her surgeries, Heidi said: "I wouldn't do it again... If I could go back, I'd wouldn't have had them..."

"It was a lot harder than I was led on by my doctor... I didn't know how excessive it really was.. and to the extent a lot of stuff."

"It was a lot .. it was a lot.. and I'm very thankful for how it turned out... It could have been disastrous." Could have been? Does Heidi not have a mirror?

Montag underwent ten surgeries in a single day last November. She had her breast implants increased to DDDs, a brow lift, a nose job revision, lipo on her stomach and thighs and a butt augmentation, among other things.

Montag has said she regrets one of the surgeries in particular - getting extreme breast implants. This past August, she said, in the wake of Ryan's death in a tragic car accident, she was looking for a new doctor to perform the procedure to reduce her breast size to a D or double D.

Montag has said the procedures have caused her excessive pain - both mentally and physically.

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Whitney Port Doesn't Want A 'Heidi Make Over'

Whitney Port hasn't seen much of her co-stars in The Hills since she headed to New York to launch her fashion line Whitney Eve.

'I've kept in touch a little bit with Lauren Conrad,' says the actress, 25. 'I was recently back in LA at a concert and saw the whole crew. There are no hard feelings - I'm the kind of person who takes people for who they are.

'I don't like confrontation. Unlike a lot of them, I don't go out looking for drama.'

Whitney also doesn't understand Heidi Montag's osbsession with going under the knife.

'If you really feel like you want 
a little nip and tuck, that's your prerogative but that's not something I'd ever want to 
get into - especially to the level Heidi did,' she explains.

'I think at our age it's a little bit much.'

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We hate to say we told you so...

... But we did! When The Hills first started out we always liked Heidi Montag; she was the fresh-faced party girl with a string of adoring boys following her every move.

She had a golden glow and an eye-catching smile, but as years went on, she went through a makeover that's not too easily reversed. Earlier this year she had a chin reduction, boob job, a nose job, neck liposuction, brow lift, ears pinned, cheek implants, butt implants, lip fillers, botox and liposuction on waist, hips and thighs. 

Whew. Now she looks a little more like this...

We know. Scary, right? At the time she was out flaunting the new look at every available opportunity with husband Spencer Pratt by her side. However, since the couple split, she's apparently been regretting all the extensive cosmetic work she's had done.

She's claiming she only went under the knife for Spencer, and a source told Heat magazine: "She's thinking about a plastic surgery make-under now that she's separated from Spencer. He was the one who wanted her to get the work done. She knows she went too far, and she feels stupid."

Yeah, just a tad too far, Heidi, but is more surgery really the answer? However, unsurprisingly she's finding that the fake look and breast implants are making it difficult for her to find acting work.

Dr. Stavros Eleftheriou also told Heat magazine: "This should act as a warning to those thinking about having surgery, but aren't sure it's the right thing for them... as it's very difficult (and expensive) to turn back the clock."

We couldn't have said it better, and we have to say, Heidi definitely looked a lot prettier without all that surgery. Wouldn't you agree?

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Kristin Cavallari Wins Bikini Poll Against Heidi

Kristin Cavallari vs. Heidi Montag: Who has the better bikini bod?

In an UsMagazine.com and AskMen.com poll, 91 percent of 22,000 readers voted for Cavallari, 23, who bared her natural curves in Las Vegas over the weekend. (Montag, who underwent 10 plastic surgeries in one day last November, showed off her bod publicly for the first time two weeks ago.)

Us commenter Jeff says, "Heidi looks so unbelievably fake, like a cartoon... Jessica Rabbit or something. Before her surgeries, Heidi probably would have won this poll. She looked better in Playboy a few months back than she does now."

Some 97 percent of readers prefer "real" bodies rather than surgically enhanced.

Says AskMen.com commenter Chris B, "Real breasts beat out fake any day. They have more appeal and feel much better. Women shouldn't have to change themselves to make some men happier."

TheOne prefers "fake breasts on every girl" -- but in moderation. "They just look better, but that doesn't mean go overboard and get Fs! The key is to look balanced." Montag, 23, is a size "E" or "F" and cannot undergo any more surgery.

Not So Much says, "I actually thought Heidi looked good after her first boob job [in 2007], and it's a matter of self confidence, so why not? But her F-cup upgrade is just to outrageous-looking. I can't believe a doctor would perform such an ultimately damaging surgery!"

Greg F. thought Kate Hudson's recent implants "make her more womanly, but Heidi, on the other hand, doesn't even look human." Pointing out that she's said she can't jog because of the pain and can hardly chew a burger, he questions whether "she can even have sex... I think this is the closest I will ever come to feeling sorry for Spencer Pratt."

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Heidi Getting Surgery Due To Marriage Woes?

Heidi Montag is focusing on her body because her marriage is “out of control” — insiders say.

The reality TV star — who’s married to fellow fame whore Spencer Pratt — recently underwent ten cosmetic procedures on the same day and is reportedly planning even more radical surgery to boost her flagging self-esteem, including a third boob job.

“Heidi wants another boob job and more liposuction,” a source told Britain’s Now magazine.

“Everyone suspects she’s concentrating on her body because her marriage is careering out of control.

“Heidi’s spiraling into an abyss. It’s like she’s becoming a spectator in her own life but can’t do anything get it back on track, so she’s concentrating on the one thing she can control: her body.

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Docs: Heidi's Breasts Could Droop Significantly

Heidi Montag has been photographed doing yoga, but she has said she can't jog anymore because she'll injure her new breasts. Several plastic surgeons tell UsMagazine.com that that is only the beginning of her possible post-surgery woes.

"The excessive weight of the implants in these extreme augmentations almost always leads to chronic lower back pain and significant drooping of the breasts," says New Jersey-based Dr. Lyle M. Back. "Often, the entire balance of the spine can be thrown off, resulting in chronic neck strain, painful shoulders and even a stooping posture."

As Montag ages, he adds, "the implants will thin the [skin] tissues and require a breast lift."

The implants are so oversized, they could even "erode through the skin and be exposed, mandating [their] removal," adds Dr. Beck.

"There's a lot of pressure to look a certain way in Hollywood," admits Dr. Larry Fan, a Harvard-trained leader in aesthetic plastic surgery. "It's just not emotionally healthy to want to change so many things about your appearance at all once. I am most concerned about Heidi's emotional health and sense of body image."

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Heidi Montag Can't Jog Or Love

Poor Heidi Montag; how could she have known that, when her plastic surgeon sliced her open and put her back together in a completely unrecognizable fashion, he was actually constructing an existential cage that the Hills blonde will forever be trapped in?

Montag recently managed to crack open her new face far enough to detail the horrors that her radical reconstruction has spawned, making her a virtual prisoner in her own skin. For instance, Heidi can no longer jog, lest she knock herself out with one of her breasts, which now measure "E or F," depending on the bra.

Guess she'll have to stick to yoga from here on out . Or perhaps power-smirking; we hear that burns a lot of calories, and seems to be something she excels at.

But worst of all, Montag's new form is preventing her from embracing her fellow human beings, which we assume has been one of her favorite activities up until now:

"I'm very weird about hugging people now—[my body] is very fragile."

Tragic, really. On the plus side, if she can't manage to hug her husband, Spencer Pratt, most other forms of intimacy are probably out of the question as well. Which virtually assures that the two of them will never spawn.

Maybe we've had the wrong idea about Montag's plastic surgeon all along. Somebody should give this guy a medal...

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Heidi Montag: I "Legally" Can't Get Bigger Boobs

Heidi Montag -- who famously underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in just one day -- won't be going under the knife anytime soon.

She has told Us Magazine she wants bigger breasts, but on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Friday, she said: "I legally can't right now. The limit is 800cc and I have 700cc.

"I think I've reached the point [where I can stop]," she added. "I think I'm good for awhile. I'm surger-ied out."

Despite her over-the-top operations, The Hills star, 23, denied that she is addicted to surgery.

"I don't think I am addicted," she said. "When you're addicted, you have to do it every day, and thank God I don't do it everyday ... I like to do it all in one day ... knock it out."

She said she is still recovering from the procedures. "It's excruciating," she said, "but beauty is pain."

Montag said her surgery is even the butt of jokes in Just Go With It, the upcoming Adam Sandler comedy she filmed, costarring Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman.

In the movie, Montag (who shot her cameo this week) said Kevin Nealon "has had more surgery than I have ... so we kept playing around with who has more injections."

Montag also opened up about firing husband Spencer Pratt as her manager to hire a psychic. She later axed the psychic as well -- which UsMagazime.com first reported.

"It just wasn’t feeling right," she told Leno. "I just wanted to be in charge as a woman in my own business. I don’t really want men telling me what to do and where to go so I said, 'You know what? As a woman I’m going to take control of my career.' "

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Heidi & Spencer "Moving in A Different Direction"

Is the reality marriage of The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt starting to unravel?

RadarOnline.com has learned that plastic surgery addict Montag is taking a much more active role in her career which was previously exclusively masterminded by her husband.

Not only has she recently hired kooky Hollywood healer Aiden Chase as her manager she is currently filming her first major movie role in Adam Sandler’s Just Go For It which will also star Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman.

A source close to the couple told RadarOnline.com: “The dynamic is most definitely changing and Heidi is being a lot more active in pushing her own career goals.

“Previously, it was always Spencer but she is coming-up with her own ideas and plans without his input.

“They are definitely moving in a different direction right now from years gone by when they were very much a double act.”

Interestingly, Spencer was spotted on the Malibu film set while Heidi shot her scene for the comedy on Monday.

RadarOnline.com has learned that she will star in a brief scene alongside Adam Sandler, Brooklyn Deckler (Andy Roddick’s wife) and Weeds’ star Kevin Nealon.

In the scene Montag will play Nealon’s wife while Deckler will play the woman Sandler falls for.

It must have been a ‘bitter sweet’ moment to see his wife get her big screen break because Pratt is currently on an enforced hiatus from The Hills after he reportedly went crazy on the set and threatened ‘to kill’ a female producer on the MTV show.

Pratt has been reportedly ordered to do anger management classes following the incident which everyone has been told to stay tight-lipped about.

An insider revealed: “Spencer has been told not to speak about it by the bosses at MTV and it was certainly not like him to behave badly on set.

“He is normally really mellow kind of guy and is well liked by both cast and crew on any project that he works-on.

“There could be more to the story because it’s not like Spencer to do that sort of thing.”

But then again, with so many changes going-on with his wife’s career maybe Spencer was feeling a tad jealous and let his emotions get the better of him.

Watch this space … it could be an interesting summer for this particular reality couple.

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Heidi Montag Makes Fun of Her Surgeries

It’s no secret that she’s been under all kinds of scrutiny due to her excessive plastic surgery and miserable debut album, but Heidi Montag is finding that laughter is the best medicine.

The “Hills” babe teamed up with the Funny or Die team to poke a little fun at herself while also encouraging credit card reform.

Of the video shoot, Heidi told press, “I was honored to work with the amazing Ron Howard. He was even more incredible than I could have imagined – kind, generous and made me feel so comfortable – he made me feel confident in my talent.”

She continued, “I am so excited about my acting future. I can’t wait for my next role to be as an action star! This is just the beginning of a whole new world for me.”

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Heidi Montag: My Hills Aren't Big Enough

Heidi Montag 3.0 is still getting used to her new parts -- but she's already itching for an upgrade.

We got Heidi, her bosom buddies and Spencer Thursday night outside Dan Tana's, where it became clear she won't be done enhancing her chest until she can no longer stand upright.

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Spencer Pratt Wants Chest Implants?!?!

This is getting disgusting!

Since Heidi Montag emerged as a monster, she's been getting a lot of media attention, which was pretty much the point of all the surgery to begin with.

Well, already Heidi has made mention that she wants to return under the knife and when she goes, she might not be alone! A friend of Franken-Heidi says that her hubby, Spencer Pratt, is looking to have some plastic surgery too!

And just listen to what he wants!

According to the friend, who spoke to Star Magazine about the couple's obsession with plastic surgery, Spencer is looking into "lipo, chest implants and a nose job."

Ugh! We think you are both taking this too far now! All of this time, money, and pain just to maintain a minimal level of celebrity, so not worth it.

So cut it out! (not literally)

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Spencer Pratt: Heidi Wasn't Happy After Surgery

Heidi Montag got 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day -- and despite claims that she loves the results, Spencer Pratt tells Us she was originally not happy.

"She came out of the hospital and the only thing she was saying was that the doctor better hide," Pratt, 26, told UsMagazine.com at Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace in Las Vegas Saturday night.

"She wasn't happy," Pratt continued.

The aspiring pop star says she had "no idea" how painful all the procedures would be.

"The worst pain was actually my ears. I didn't know that was the most painful process and feature," she told Us of having her ears pinned back.

Still, Montag, 23, wants a third boob job.

"I didn't get them as big as I originally wanted," she told Us. Added Pratt, "She doesn't stop talking about it."

So how did the couple spend Valentine's Day?

"My Valentine's present to Spencer is going shooting at the gun range," Montag told Us. 

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Heidi Montag in Playboy: Coming Soon (Again)!

We've already seen Heidi Montag in Playboy, but that was pre-eyebrow lift, nose job revision, fat injections in cheeks, lips and chin reduction, ears pinned back, breast augmentation revision; liposuction on her neck, waist, hips and thighs, and buttock augmentation.

According to insiders, the reality star has been offered $500,000 to debut her brand-new DD boobs in a photo shoot. "Heidi's especially happy about her breast implants," a friend explains, adding that the reality star "could use the money." Album sales not panning out, eh?

Moreover, "she's finally ready to pose topless," unlike last year's quasi-revealing spread, and on that subject "she is already negotiating with the magazine."

Here's a glimpse of what we have to look forward to ... again:

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